The all inportat recorded phone call you get saying so and so has a importat message for you. if it was so good they should of called them selves.
the new cars and trucks without a turn signal switch.

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Grass clippings, Marty? I have some deranged you-know-what that keeps throwing trash out by the road in my front yard..... I want to hide out there and snipe his butt when I see the window come down and the arm come out.... Unfortunately, what I will end up doing is to just keep right on going out there and picking up the trash that his rude, inconsiderate behind keeps throwing out.....

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"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who are not."
Thomas Jefferson

Darlene

Now this is real trash talk

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If your clutch ain't slippin,, you probably got it adjusted right!!!!!

That's pretty bad Marty......

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"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who are not."
Thomas Jefferson

Darlene

I had the same problem once. I followed him to his home and "neatly" placed what he threw in my yard into his. This way he knew that it was put in his yard intensionally. Eventually he figured it out.

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When in doubt, hit it in second gear!

I really think shooting one of his tires out when he comes "thumping" by would make a louder statement, but when the car flips, it might land on something important in my yard Of course YOUR way IS the nicer way....... I am just not feeling particularily nice about him

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"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who are not."
Thomas Jefferson

Darlene

Clamshell packaging.

Got a new memory chip yesterday for my digital camera.
Thought I'd have to get the chainsaw out to get it open.............

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I really hate to sound stupid, but what is "clamshell packaging" ?

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"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who are not."
Thomas Jefferson

Darlene

Packaging that opens up like a clam shell.
Usually clear and pretty tough stuff.
Sealed around the edges so the product inside can't be pilfered.

Stuff like this:

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Ohhhhhh, I know this stuff.....you have to use a knife or scissors to open it and 9 times out of 10 it is going to leave you with at least one finger cut.... I HATE that stuff......never knew what it was called though.........

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"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who are not."
Thomas Jefferson

Darlene

Group bicycle riders on main roads!!! Bicycle rider 200lbs, Dodge Ram 5500lbs. nuff said

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If its got boobs or a motor its gonna give you trouble!!

If we have to load up and travel somewhere to ride our non insured non regestered vehicles, then those f&%$#@s should too!!!

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If its got boobs or a motor its gonna give you trouble!!

Nods head in agreement.

Same thing for joggers.
I about hit one the other night.
Stupid b*tch was wearing black on black on a country road, at dusk.

Didn't see her till the last moment....
She was headed to the ditch when I went past..............

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She should have just wrote "Run Over Me!!!" in big letters on her back......

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"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who are not."
Thomas Jefferson

Darlene

Not to mention they dont obey any traffic signs. I have never seen a bicycle stop at a stop sign, wait at a red light or wait in traffic period!

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If its got boobs or a motor its gonna give you trouble!!

Rodents.

Any and all of them.
Opened the shop this morning, turned on the office lights and there it was.
Mouse sh*t on my desk.........

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So you had breckfast

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Water cooled Dry Sumped Subaru Powered Turbo Charged Fuel Injected 2500CC Tank. Oh Rah! He who dies with the most Toys not only wins, He also wears them out!

I work at transfer station ,so we have several vermin to deal with. Rats, mice possum, coons(both kinds), bugs, you name it. Killed several rats with the rubber tire loader. Amazing how much they'll flatten out!

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If its got boobs or a motor its gonna give you trouble!!

Fixed it for ya..........

Nope, had that at the restaraunt this AM.
I can dig it outta the trash if your hungry...........

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Buddy of mine sent me this list, gotta agree with most........


1. Your at a convience store and the person in front of you has to pick out 20
different lottery scratch tickets.

2. The convience store clerk is talking to her girlfriend instead of ringing up
my hot pocket and beef jerky.

3. Slow drivers and people that are turning off but can't pull over a little so
you don't have to come to a complete stop til they turn.

4. Drivers who pull onto the highway and don't yield or look. I usually pull
over to the left lane but when a semi is there and you cant get into the left
lane they just pull on without looking. I have almost crashed 4 times into
people.

5. Truck drivers going up a hill doing 20mph and don't pull over a little so you
can get by. Mohawk Trail LOL

6. I love old people but just because your retired and can drive slow the rest
of us are not retired yet and we still need to get to work on time. Love ya
Grammy but drive faster. Oh and Grammy thanks for the brownies you sent me.

7. People who purchase something at a store and write a check for 7.35 Hey!While
your waiting for the total from the cashier you can fill out your check with
your signature, date , who its to. But instead you dont start writting the
check until you get the total. Hey they have this thing called a debit card
now go get one.

8. Your in a grocery store and can't get by because the person is so focused on
what kind of baby peas they want they cant see you there. Hello do I have my
invisible suit on?

9. Going to the doctors the nurse puts me in a room for 30 minutes waiting for
the doctor to come in. BUT if I am late for my apt 5 min they want to charge
me and rescedule me. Hey if I am late 5 minutes that means I am early 25
minutes!

10.Calling my phone company, credit card company etc. and I get Baboo who can't
speak any english. Hey Baboo 3 words- Hooked on Phonics!

11.I write a check for 5.00 and go over my limit. The bank wants to charge me
20.00 for bouncing a check. I will pay a fee that's my fault but how can the
charge be more than the check I wrote?

12. ATM fees hey 2.00 to get my money love it!

13. When I get my paycheck my money gets taxed but if I go to buy somthing in a
store my money has alredy been taxed why is there sales tax. If I put my
already taxed money in the bank and make interest it is taxed again.

14. How can I get in a fender bender and do 1600 dollars of damage to another
vehicle but when my insurance company slaps points on my plan it was cost me
2400 over the next 6 years. Humm they just made 800 dollars off me. Why do I
have insurance? I could have written a check and saved 800 dollars.

15. People that rant to much like this! LOL

16. People that put cute little outfits on their dogs. Hey I love dogs but its a
dog not a little human.

17. Hippie wantabees. Hey you were born in 1980 you missed the 60's by 20 years
and its not comming back sorry. Now take off that tie dye shirt cut and wash
your nasty dred hair and go get a job. Oh and lay off the dope, you're getting
stupid.

18. Vegatarians, vegans and dip sticks who don't eat meat. Let me clue ya into
something if your ancestors did not eat meat you would not be here. If you
don't want to eat meat hey thats cool but don't stare at me when I am
wolfing down my double cheese burger. Oh and by the way if you don't eat any
animals or products from animals why do you eat eggs? Its all or nothing ya
eat meat or ya don't. Oh! and I do love animals.....they are so tasty.

19. Hey it is about time to take off that Michael Dukakis bumper sticker off
your car he did not win, you picked a loser now take 5 seconds and peel that
sticker off sunshine.

20. The guys at the Hadley Mall that Pan Handle. Get a job and stop trying to
get my change. You can stand in one place for 12 hours a day but can't find
a job? If you can stand there for 12 hours your not disabled. If you can be
on your feet for 12 hours at least collect the carriages at the Walmart your
right next to the parking lot.

21. Hey guys pull up your pants and wear a belt. I don't want to see your
streaks in your boxers because you wear your pants below your butt. Also you
can't run from the cops if your pants keep falling down.

22. You don't need a triple mocca choca boca swirly wirly capacheeno Get a
regular coffee. Your not special because your coffee has 50 things to add to
it your just a pain in the ass to people who have to make it for you.

23. People who have the ear pieces for their cell phones and walk around wearing
them. I know it takes alot of energy to pull your cell out of your pocket
but ya just look stupid.

24. People who have 50 stuffed animals in the back window of their car. Unless
your a sales rep for beenie baby what the hell are ya thinking?

25. When I pull up to the drive thru and say " I would like 2 cheesburgers and
nothing else" why do you ask " would you like anything else?"

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My Father-in-law turned 64 today but we had a party for him yesterday..... There was Bar-B-Que with the works....This called for a trip to Kroger to get a nice selections of buns........I also had to get Tea.... I was in a hurry because my little brother-in-law is going to land any minute and I have to pick him up.....there was a woman with her buggie slap in the middle of the aisle......augh........I said "excuse me" and she turned around and said "oh, ok, just a minute" I waited a minute then said "can you please move your buggy?" she acted like I was getting on her nerves, then said "just a minute" I rammed into her buggy and knocked it out of the way and told her "I don't have a minute" then tried to go up the next aisle to get wrapping paper for the present, they had this big thing right in the middle with all of these gift cards on it......and no room to navigate around it..well, some poor Kroger employee spent some good quality time picking up a whole passel of gift cards, because after I got the paper I DID try to get around it, but when I found that there was no room, I bulldozed through that bad boy, too....... I HATE crap in the middle of the aisles......

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Thomas Jefferson

Darlene

Hell yeah...........you go girl.........

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hehe my "buggy"

also known round theses parts as shopping cart. my favorite is carry. had a friend from AK he was always trying to carry me to store. i always told him it'd prolly be easier to ride there.

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2332cc Air Cooled Screaming Meanie. Predator Singleseat.

"Lets go get stupid"

I LOVE going "with"....I had some friends in MN who were always saying stuff like, "Take Johnny with" or "Do you want to go with?" I was always waiting for the rest of the sentence.....Can we say "dangling participles"? BTW, Yankee Boy...We "carry" people to the store in Georgia too......That's where the "buggys" live Not that I actually shop...I am a one of the rare breeds of women...One who hates shopping...Yes, fellas, we DO exist.... I love hunting and fishing, hate shopping.......

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Darlene

Just a follow up.

My little rodent friends life came to an untimely end sometime in the night.

Let's say his "wittle skull was cwushed".........

Pics on request.............

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