We are racing naked women at Leeds next year.No more unfair rules. Raise yer own. Make her pull a plow, feed her corn , keep 'er in the barn , whatever.We will put numbers on their backs and bet on 'em. We'll get to inspect them b4 the races.Hard butts and powerful legs!Some built for round track , some for hill climbs.We'll put ropes thru their mouths so they can't complain. A Macy's credit card dangling off the visor of their cap.No limit to how many credit cards, but you don't want tooooo much H.P.After the races we will walk them down and let them cool off.We'll give their butts names like Boucing Bullets or G'vmt Mule, Diesel Donna,Tonya Torque,Jennifer Jet,Nitrous Nancy,Mulely Julie, Della Dellorto,Polly Propane,Octane Jane.Sorry. I am getting carried away.When it's cold we will put ONE warm coat at the finish line.That'll kick in their afterburners!There will be kegs of beer up in the stands.Wars and rumors of wars will cease if this were brought to mankind.

Lmfao , you ain't all there man ! I don't think my wifey will want to run this one so you guys have fun ! I am assuming your going to stick bottle rockets in their hinies as a little motivation !

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Theirs no replacement for displacement !

hell yea count me in i will bring the beer if you bring the women i may never want to leave

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if you cant run with the big dogs than slow down and make fun of the little ones

I believe the only women going to show up to this would be the ones that their boobies look like tennis balls in tube socks !

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Theirs no replacement for displacement !

Yo dis Cedric.Kin I racst my gurl.She name Sweaty Betty.She stank.My unca use her to drop motas in an outta cars. She slow , but put a bucket a dat Kentuki yard bird at da finish line and she beet dim ol cone feed gurls.

I'mya boi. Yer olest boi. Nama Carl.They dun cut DD aloose from the nervouse hospital. Says hes wale.umhmm. At ole gal down at ta Dollar store that got employee of the month, she says she'll run it but she has corns on her feet as bigas korders.So put her in the hill clime. She onted a face lift to git rid a wrankles so I told'er ta take 'er bra off an wat not, yesir.

It may be that the only women that show up is the one with boobies the size of tennis balls in tube socks, but lol...ill be there cause more than a mouthful of booby is a waste anyway..

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Run what you brought, and hope you brought enough!!

hey dd where was them pack mules at

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Just Stand On It!!!!

Chris