BIRMINGHAM. HAD A BAD 1ST. REBUILT WITH 4 DIFF. 0 MILES SINCE REBUILD, $850. ALSO A 6 RIB 456 SIDE SHIFT ON THE NOSE, NEVER IN A BUGGY,$4OO . DAD ONLY HAS 1 LEG. HE WORKS AT IHOP. HE WEARS A PROSTETIC LOWER LEG. EVERY EVENING WHEN HE GETS IN , HE PUTS HIS FOOT DOWN.

did he marry a one legged woman named Ilene

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Hey,can you hand me those zip ties and that roll of duct tape?!

Sure did.. had a son with no legs named matt, he likes to lay in front of the door..

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LEGALIZE BLUEGRASS!!!

Save a tree... eat a Beaver

Damn that's funny


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if you cant run with the big dogs than slow down and make fun of the little ones

Went out to the outhouse this morning and there was Dad with a fishing pole reeling up his jacket thru the toilet lid. I said, "Dad!. You are not going to wear that are you?" He said," h@!! no, son, I got a sandwich in the pocket!"

That's some funny shit there:mrgreen:

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i wana ride, i wana ride, i wana ride

Dad got a side job at the fair when they came to town last week. They give him a big bucket of KFC and when people pay 50 cts. to see the man-eating-chicken, well, there he is..

Dad won't play Cherade with us because he says it's a bad time to have a heart attack. The jokes will continue until someone buys my transmissions. Dad said he had a good job at the do-nut factory poking holes in them until he got caught. Every time he releases the parking brake, the hood pops up. He had an ol boot and a Sunday shoe on. He said there is another pair of shoes in the house just like these. Dad thought his bicycle got stolen. The preacher asked him if he saw anybody looking guilty when he preached Thou shalt not steal. He said no, when you got to Thy shalt not commit adultery, he remembered where he left it.9 out of 10 accidents are caused by people. Dad says the opposite.

He told me to put the dirty books away, they'll make me go blind. I said, "Dad, I'm over here." He's been arrested so many times for being a flasher at the city park. It was so cold yesterday, he showed women a picture of himself. Now save up and buy my transmissions!

Lol.... you just ain't right...I like you.

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When in doubt pray harder!

He told the zero turn lawnmower salesman, What do you want me to do, wreck?" The bait n tackle store said all the worms you can get for a $1. So he got $2 worth. We were going on a trip and I told him to change attire, and he said, "but they ain't flat. "Sign said , " Do not walk on grass", so he ran across.He opened his hands on the counter at the diner because he saw a sign that said,"Employees must wash hands".The sign on the interstate said WRONG WAY. He said, How do they know where we are going?AND he saw a sign of a man running and he asked if that was the $h!+house. Police say not to drink and drive, so he comes to a complete stop and holds his foot on the brake.He stopped the car and ran out into the woods when he saw that tiny green mile marker sign on the side of the interstate that says T.P. Now someone buy there wife a nice transmission.

He still thinks the International Date Line is a 1-900 number. He wears a brown neck tie because his teeth are yellow. He found a half eaten Viagra behind the couch. Now he knows why we had so many roaches last fall. He finally gave up his secret of telling time by lifting donkey cods. He said you lift them up real slowly and look under them. And you see that clock over there? Save up!

I think that people want them ...It's just NOBODY has any money this time of year...self included. Dad's bank account is making 4%, so he took half out and put it into another bank account. Now he thinks he is getting 8%. He told his doctor he wants a 2nd opinion. Now he has a $200 bill. His doc said , "You are now cured of amnesia, you owe me $10k. Dad said, "Huh?, what? where am I? He flushed his Viagra, now the lid won't stay down. Prescription said, "Take 2 for pain". He said he had plenty of pain. He told the doc his body was all backwards. His nose runs and his feet smell. He got some new memory pills, but can't remember where he put them. The nurse wanted to draw blood, so he gave her a red crayon. She asked , "Where did you have your last lower G.I.?" He pointed at his butt. Now would not these 2 transmissions looked good under the Christmas tree? From: Your loving husband.

The bad jokes will return if these trans are not sold in 3 days. Consider this post a warning...Also a pair of TSL 40" uncut brand new Swampers.$600

you did'nt say anything about Bob or Pam

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FAT BOTTOM BUGGY BOYZ!!!!!and remember to Bring Your Own Buggy !!!!!

LOL & SMH - not to get back on track or anything - but are the trans still available?


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UNCLEJERM'S ECOTEC SMURF BUILD http://woodsbuggy.com/forum/buggy-builds/16626

Trans are still fer sale thanks! They say BoB has a B on each butt cheek. Sick... Charlie, Who is Bob? Did yall know I have a Police record? Yeah Synchronicity 1980 Sting lol The Police...lol Now y'all buy my sh!+ lol

BOB IS THE GUY IN THE POOL WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS PAM IS THE GIRL IN THE FRYING PAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS

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FAT BOTTOM BUGGY BOYZ!!!!!and remember to Bring Your Own Buggy !!!!!

Gpa won't kiss the talking frog, he found, so that it will turn into a beautiful princess. BECAUSE HE"D RATHER HAVE A TALKING FROG! A young girl knocked on his door and said, "Super sex", "Super sex!" He said, "I bleve I'll take the soup!" Now buy my tires and trans! Or they'll get worse!

Wish you were closer to FL, I could really use a good strong 6-rib


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UNCLEJERM'S ECOTEC SMURF BUILD http://woodsbuggy.com/forum/buggy-builds/16626

Hey I saw your dad(with one leg) walking home the other day. So I pulled up and said..........hop in. Buy this guys tranny and mate it up to my Rabbit engine for sale and your ready to go

$375 for 6 rib nose, side shift, early '83.Never in a buggy. 6 rib nose shift fresh rebuilt with 4 spyder diff $700. 4 seater frame with seco rack, straight ball joint with 2" drop spindles, brand new rear seat, with single plate torsion, never rolled or rode hard,$1k. 1 pair of brand new TSL 40" boggers , not cut, $600, costs $884. $200 for T trailer with Mitsubishi eclipse rear axle and new 15" tires. The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Got any pics of the four seater?

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ANTI- antifreeze!!!!!!

Do you still have the 6 rib?

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"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get"

Yes., but it is promised to Jim Connell, the local buggy store guy here in Leeds. He is saving up and he is supposed to get it this week. He bought the 4 seater frame for $900 but he'd rather sell it back to me because he is in his 70's and he needs to throttle back on projects in the hot sun. (205)369- 7406