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| Author: | davehix [ Wed Dec 26, 2007 4:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | a delivery tale |
Dont know if all you guys have read this but RickyD on buggy-talk posts it every year. Twas the eve before Christmas and all through the shop not a power tool was whirring I heard only the clock. The duners and gearheads passed out by the stove with memories and dreams of trails they've rode and Fido sprawled out and me on my creeper I settled in for a four hour sleeper when out in the driveway I heard a clutch chatter I sprang from my creeper to see whats the matter as I ran to the window I tripped on a tranny slipped in some ninety weight and fell flat on my fanny I got to the window and what did I see a beat up old buggy with front wheels replaced by skis I rubbed my eyes twice and saw a strange glow there were eight big ol critters with that buggy in tow! the driver was large and had lots of white hair all of a sudden it hit me , I knew who was there for weeks I have been waiting for a big brown van and here he comes in a buggy, the UPS MAN! suddenly he started screaming at the critters in front and the buggy started moving then it glanced off a stump faster and faster the buggy got going the twenty inch paddles were now really rolling the lead critter had Lazer Stars stuffed in his snout and said follow me boys "I know the route" all of a sudden in the wink of an eye the buggy went vertical straight into the sky as I stood there with a blank gaze up into the night I couldn't help but wonder if if my medication had gone awry I wandered back to my creeper to continue my slumber assuming solvent fumes did me a number I just fell to sleep and not one minute after a huge loud crash rang down from the rafters the next sound was clicks of a parking brake pawl then a twenty one eighty dieseled and stalled All of a sudden the roof door flops down and down drops this old guy, all dressed in brown he sets down a huge box on an old smoothie tire it has a label on it from my favorite parts supplier then he whips out this cipboard that looks kinda funny punches some buttons and says "sign here sonny" he crouched to the floor and shot up through the ceiling "I'll see you next year, now I must be leaving" the old man in brown shorts then rooster tails into the night Screaming "MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT" |
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