Buddy of mine works at a car dealership.
This was sent to him in an email........what a 'roid........

The owner of this car ran over a mattress and decided to keep going. The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough to put a tear in the gas tank, the subsequent lack of fuel is what finally brought this vehicle to its knees.
It had still managed to drive 30 more miles decently with a 60 lb tangle wrapped around the drive shaft.
This genius complained that the vehicle had a "shimmy" when driving at high speeds.
This is what the dealership found........

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Gary

Turbo VW Sand Racer
Polaris Ranger



"If you don't run into the Devil every once in awhile, you must be going in the same direction!"

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Ive recieved this in a email like five times last year what a douche.

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Bye Bye Buggy, I'll always miss you and never forget you, your going to a better place now.

I would hate to have to fix that one!!!

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Bryan

Standard shop labor rate $75 per hour. I'll bet it could take someone a better part of a day getting that off and look for any other damage. Since there is no formal tax for or on the stupid, I think a hefty repair bill would be in order.
Oh, here's your sign.

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Damn! Who in the world will even run over the mattress? that looks like a hell of a mess to fix, and yes, it will sure cost him to have this fixed, what a dumba**.

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"Loud pipes saves lives"

my buddy ran over one and was not so lucky popped the tank and set his sunfire on fire and a dwi to boot

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i dont always ride my buggy but when i do im glad it has a bad ass bow tie makin the horsepower

Jesus loves me, but everyone else thinks im an asshole.

Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now!

Reminds me of the time Curt wrapped about a hundred foot of barbed wire around his rear wheels

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If your clutch ain't slippin,, you probably got it adjusted right!!!!!