Thanks i feel smarter already, I always knew beer was good for me just never had the right proof
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| Author: | Maddog [ Thu Feb 14, 2013 11:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Theories on BEER |
Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." Babe Ruth "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." Lyndon B. Johnson "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Paul Horning "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." H. L. Mencken "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" George Bernard Shaw "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Benjamin Franklin "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." Dave Barry Remember "I" before "E," except in Budweiser. Professor Irwin Corey To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group in a can! Leo Durocher One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin said to his buddy, Norm Peterson: "Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this.. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members! ; In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers. |
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| Author: | holeman [ Thu Feb 14, 2013 11:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Theories on BEER |
Here's to another round.I like your thinking. |
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| Author: | Rick [ Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Theories on BEER |
Thanks i feel smarter already, I always knew beer was good for me just never had the right proof
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| Author: | gasman [ Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Theories on BEER |
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Beer is good!  . Chad 
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| Author: | bige70chevy [ Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Theories on BEER |
beer sucks....SMOKE WEED! |
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| Author: | Bubbalowe [ Fri Feb 15, 2013 1:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Theories on BEER |
bige70chevy wrote: beer sucks....SMOKE WEED! Well at least it started out being a good thread. |
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| Author: | 2800passat [ Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Theories on BEER |
Do not drink and drive...Be safe, come to a complete stop with your foot on the brake. |
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| Author: | MadMike [ Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Theories on BEER |
Just to be fare.................... Instant ass hole, just add alcohol. |
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| Author: | gasman [ Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Theories on BEER |
I would kill every person in this room for the sweet taste of beer....(Homer Simpson) Check out this video on YouTube: Chad
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| Author: | rockrockets1 [ Fri Feb 15, 2013 7:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Theories on BEER |
bige70chevy wrote: beer sucks....SMOKE WEED! 
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